�]NuggetsDependent-Effect6077 1426 points 13 hours ago*Matter-of-factly saying how bad your shot was feels like the most

<p><strong>[赛后！帖]</strong>🏀<strong>火]箭轻取篮网迎</strong>4<strong>连胜 阿门</strong>23<strong>分 杜兰特</strong>22+5+11 <strong>托马斯</strong>21<strong>分</strong></p><p><strong>双方数据</strong></p><p><strong>篮网</strong>（10-21）：<strong>托马斯</strong>21<strong>分</strong>1<strong>板</strong>1<strong>助</strong>、<strong>威廉姆斯</strong>14<strong>分</strong>2<strong>板</strong>5<strong>断</strong>、<strong>克拉克斯顿</strong>11<strong>分</strong>8<strong>板</strong>2<strong>助</strong>、<strong>克洛尼</strong>11<strong>分</strong>1<strong>板</strong>2<strong>帽</strong>、<strong>沃尔夫</strong>9<strong>分</strong>4<strong>板</strong>5<strong>助</strong>2<strong>断</strong>、<strong>夏普</strong>8<strong>分</strong>8<strong>板</strong>7<strong>助</strong>2<strong>断</strong>、<strong>威尔逊</strong>8<strong>分</strong>3<strong>板</strong>、<strong>鲍威尔</strong>8<strong>分</strong>1<strong>助</strong>、<strong>特拉奥雷</strong>3<strong>分</strong>2<strong>助</strong>、<strong>马丁</strong>3<strong>分</strong></p><p><strong>火箭</strong>（21-10）：<strong>阿门</strong>23<strong>分</strong>4<strong>板</strong>3<strong>助</strong>2<strong>断</strong>、<strong>杜兰特</strong>22<strong>分</strong>5<strong>板</strong>11<strong>助</strong>、<strong>申京</strong>20<strong>分</strong>6<strong>板</strong>6<strong>助</strong>2<strong>断</strong>、<strong>伊森</strong>15<strong>分</strong>9<strong>板</strong>、<strong>史密斯</strong>14<strong>分</strong>6<strong>板</strong>1<strong>助</strong>、<strong>谢泼德</strong>14<strong>分</strong>2<strong>板</strong>1<strong>助</strong>3<strong>帽</strong>、<strong>奥科吉</strong>5<strong>分</strong>5<strong>板</strong>2<strong>助</strong>、<strong>泰特</strong>4<strong>分</strong>4<strong>板</strong>1<strong>助</strong>、<strong>霍勒迪</strong>3<strong>分</strong>1<strong>助</strong>、<strong>芬尼-史密斯</strong>3<strong>板</strong>1<strong>助</strong>、<strong>戴维森</strong>1<strong>板</strong>1<strong>助</strong></p><p></p><hr><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p>🤣<strong>杜兰特被沃尔夫打铁后的球砸到脸爆粗</strong>：<strong>投的啥垃圾玩意儿</strong></p><p>[–]NuggetsDependent-Effect6077 1426 points 13 hours ago*</p><p>Matter-of-factly saying how bad your shot was feels like the most KD-style trash talk of all time lol</p><p>The tone he said this in was exactly what I thought it would be when I clicked on the video</p><p><strong>掘金球迷</strong>：<strong>用陈述事实的语气说你投得有多烂，这简直是史上最KD风格的垃圾话，哈哈。</strong></p><p><strong>他说话的那个调调，跟我点开视频前一模一样。</strong></p><p>[–]Vancouver GrizzliesTheDraciel[S] 559 points 13 hours ago</p><p>Hes not mad, hes disappointed</p><p><strong>温哥华灰熊球迷</strong>：<strong>他没生气，他只是失望。</strong></p><p>[–]NuggetsJamalbatrossMurray 203 points 12 hours ago</p><p>Look what you did to the game I love, Wolf.</p><p><strong>掘金球迷</strong>：<strong>看看你对这项我热爱的运动做了什么，沃尔夫。</strong></p><p>[–]orhantemerrut 967 points 13 hours ago</p><p>His face after the trash talk does it for me. He's so disappointed that someone could miss a shot like that.</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>他喷完垃圾话之后的表情是精髓。他对于有人能投丢这样一个球感到无比失望。</strong></p><p>[–]MavericksMoFlo41 340 points 12 hours ago</p><p>i guess y'all haven't been hit by basketball in the face cause it hurts like a bitch.</p><p><strong>独行侠球迷</strong>：<strong>我猜你们都没被篮球砸过脸吧，因为那真的疼死个人。</strong></p><p>[–]OGBRedditThrowaway 84 points 11 hours ago*</p><p>Is there a sports ball that doesn't hurt like a bitch if it hits you in the face? I'm genuinely trying to think of one and coming up blank. Pickle/wiffle ball maybe? I dunno. I've never been hit in the face with one, so someone who has needs to chime in.</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>有什么运动球类砸脸上不疼的吗？我认真想了一圈，一个都想不出来。匹克球/威浮球？不知道。我没被那玩意儿砸过脸，被砸过的人出来说说。</strong></p><p>[–]call_of_the_while 94 points 11 hours ago</p><p>Ping pong ball. I think the disappointment of letting it hit you in the face would hurt more than the ball itself.</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>乒乓球。我觉得让球打到脸的沮丧感比球本身带来的疼痛更伤人。</strong></p><p>[–]WarriorsGuntherTime 50 points 11 hours ago</p><p>I ping pong ball would definitely hurt if it pelts you in the face. Especially at higher levels</p><p><strong>勇士球迷</strong>：<strong>乒乓球要是猛砸到你脸上肯定也疼。尤其是高水平比赛里。</strong></p><p>[–]SupersonicsPuzzleheadedClue9837 293 points 13 hours ago</p><p>That's a violent brick. Deserves the trash talk.</p><p><strong>西雅图超音速球迷</strong>：<strong>这是一记暴击打铁。活该被喷。</strong></p><p>[–]Raptorsdont-YOLO-ragequit 25 points 11 hours ago</p><p>I would be talking about OSHA and workplace Hazard just to stick it some more.</p><p><strong>猛龙球迷</strong>：<strong>要是我，我会扯上OSHA（职业安全与健康管理局）和工作场所危害，再多损他几句。</strong></p><p>[–]NetsBrooklyn917 397 points 13 hours ago</p><p>Hands down the best moment in the half. Bricked so badly that it nailed someone in the face is crazy.</p><p><strong>篮网球迷</strong>：<strong>毫无疑问是上半场最佳时刻。铁打得如此离谱，直接给人爆头，太疯狂了。</strong></p><p>JB真硬！单打篮网新秀沃尔夫 巴特勒狂喷：白人男孩 TM给我闭嘴</p><p>[–]NuggetsOutrageous-Maybe-200 97 points 13 hours ago</p><p>Wolf getting it from Butler and now KD 😭.</p><p><strong>掘金球迷</strong>：<strong>丹尼尔·沃尔夫被巴特勒教训，现在又是KD 😭。</strong></p><p>[–]HornetsVegetable-Tooth8463 124 points 13 hours ago</p><p>dang, first Butler now KD, Danny be attracting all the bad attention!</p><p><strong>黄蜂球迷</strong>：<strong>好家伙，先是巴特勒，现在又是KD，丹尼这是把“坏”关注都吸引过去了！</strong></p><p>[–]76ersNo_Cat_8490 42 points 13 hours ago</p><p>I love KD this season he has been hilarious</p><p><strong>76人球迷</strong>：<strong>我爱这赛季的KD，他一直这么搞笑。</strong></p><p>[–]Netsdonkeyinparadise 76 points 13 hours ago</p><p>Danny catching it from everywhere. He did defend Reed well tho. Maybe ..? 🤔</p><p><strong>篮网球迷</strong>：<strong>丹尼这是四面楚歌啊。不过他防里德防得挺好的。也许…？🤔</strong></p><p>[–]NetsSometimesIBeWrong 215 points 13 hours ago</p><p>lmfaooo I don't care, I still love KD</p><p><strong>篮网球迷</strong>：<strong>笑死我了，我才不管，我还是爱KD。</strong></p><p>[–]PistonsTingusPingis 104 points 13 hours ago</p><p>Why do people say this as if he shot somebody</p><p><strong>活塞球迷</strong>：<strong>为什么人们说得好像他枪击了谁似的</strong></p><p>[–]Australiaruinawish 89 points 13 hours ago</p><p>KD going to the Warriors was r/NBA's 9/11</p><p><strong>澳大利亚球迷</strong>：<strong>KD去勇士是NBA版的911事件。</strong></p><p>[–]CruzAndChill 14 points 13 hours ago</p><p>Wolf’s Welcome to the NBA moment</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>沃尔夫的“欢迎来到NBA”时刻。</strong></p><p></p><hr><p><strong>[赛后其他评论]</strong></p><p>[–]PistonsBaymaximus 70 points 12 hours ago</p><p>OK, but that Danny Wolf shot that hit KD in the face was peak.</p><p><strong>活塞球迷</strong>：<strong>好吧，但丹尼尔·沃尔夫那记砸KD脸上的投篮真是绝了。</strong></p><p>[–]Next_Worth_3616 41 points 12 hours ago</p><p>That Amen Thompson layup was absolutely filthy. Kyrie esque.</p><p>That was easily his most complete game of the season, especially shooting wise.</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>阿门·汤普森那个上篮简直太骚了，欧文级别的。</strong></p><p><strong>这无疑是他本赛季最全面的一场比赛，尤其是投篮方面。</strong></p><p>[–]HeatAcanthocephalaSad541 21 points 12 hours ago</p><p>They’re so ass without MPJ</p><p><strong>热火球迷</strong>：<strong>没有MPJ（小迈克尔-波特），他们真是菜得不行。</strong></p><p>[–]Netsihavepaper 8 points 11 hours ago</p><p>To be fair, a ton of teams are ass without their best player.</p><p><strong>篮网球迷</strong>：<strong>公平地说，没有最好的球员，很多球队都很菜。</strong></p><p>[–]LakersAzncheesy 9 points 11 hours ago</p><p>Is there a reason KD is playing so many minutes? Seems excessive</p><p><strong>湖人球迷</strong>：<strong>KD打这么长时间有什么原因吗？感觉有点过度使用了。</strong></p><p>[–]skj458 6 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Adams and Capela were out and Sengun is coming back from injury. Needed someone tall on the court.</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>亚当斯和卡佩拉都缺阵，申京也是伤愈归来。场上需要有个高个子。</strong></p><p>[–]dischilibean13 42 points 12 hours ago</p><p>KD 11 assists, damn.</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>KD 11个助攻，卧槽。</strong></p><p>[–]Vkhenaten 44 points 12 hours ago</p><p>Great game, fun game</p><p>Everyone played well, good start to the new year</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>伟大的比赛，有趣的比赛。</strong></p><p><strong>每个人都打得很好，新年开门红。</strong></p><p>[–]RockCats36 74 points 12 hours ago</p><p>Great performance. Getting Tari and DFS back has been a huge boost to the team.</p><p>Gotta stack wins and keep getting healthier</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>表现太棒了。塔里和DFS（多里安-芬尼-史密斯）回归对球队是巨大的提升。</strong></p><p><strong>必须累积胜场，并保持健康。</strong></p><p>[–]Appropriate_Mail4745 94 points 12 hours ago</p><p>This team is starting to roll</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>这支球队开始进入状态了。</strong></p><p>[–]Nelsonmuntz2020 26 points 12 hours ago</p><p>Amen stole reed's shooting powers in the 2nd half</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>阿门在下半场偷走了里德的投篮包。</strong></p><p>[–]kjevb 19 points 12 hours ago</p><p>I think it’s cute how the starters all kept playing until they each got 20+ points.</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>我觉得挺有意思，首发们一直打到每个人都20+分。</strong></p><p>[–]Briand2714 35 points 12 hours ago</p><p>Is shooting 41% from 3 good?!?</p><p>GG BOYS 🫡</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>三分41%的命中率算好吗？！</strong></p><p><strong>恭喜兄弟们 🫡</strong></p><p>[–]jer113 26 points 12 hours ago</p><p>More belt to ass and business handled. Great fuckin game. So I’m gonna talk about the Nets a little.</p><p>Consider me a Danny Wolfe fan - reminds me a lot of late career Boris Diaw. Can shoot, move his feet, makes the right plays. Interested to see how he develops.</p><p>If Sharpe was on the Lakers or Warriors he would be a starter. Dude is physical as hell and plays hard, no idea why he spends so much time on the bench. Plus he had 7 assists in 20 minutes.</p><p>And Zhaire Williams also impresses me each time I watch him, great defensive effort and shooting, I think he’s gonna have a long career if he plays like that.</p><p>GG Nets, onto the next.</p><p><strong>球迷</strong>：<strong>皮带抽屁股，正事办妥。一场他M的好比赛。所以我稍微聊聊篮网。</strong></p><p><strong>把我算作沃尔夫的粉丝——他让我想起了职业生涯后期的鲍里斯-迪奥。能投篮，能移动脚步，能做正确的决策。有兴趣看他如何成长。</strong></p><p><strong>如果夏普在湖人或勇士，他会是首发。这家伙身体对抗强，打球拼命，不知道为啥在板凳上坐那么久。而且他20分钟就送出了7次助攻。</strong></p><p><strong>还有扎伊尔-威廉姆斯，每次看他比赛都让我印象深刻，防守努力，投篮也好，如果他一直这么打，会有一个很长的职业生涯。</strong></p><p><strong>GG篮网，下一场见。</strong></p><p>来源：Reddit</p><p>编译：Aaron</p><style> a.topic-link { margin: 10px auto; display: block; width: 600px; } .topic-box { width: 600px; height: 75px; background: url('//tu.duoduocdn.com/uploads/day_160627/201606271101388748.png') repeat-x; margin: 0 auto; position: relative; } .topic-thumb { position: absolute; left: 5px; top: 3px; height: 69px; width: 92px; background: url('http://tu.qiumibao.com/uploads/day_170919/zt_3111505780239.jpg') no-repeat; background-size: 100% 100%; } .topic-angular{ position: absolute; right:0; top:0; width:46px; height:42px; background:url('//tu.duoduocdn.com/uploads/day_160627/201606271101463680.png') no-repeat; } .topic-box b { position: absolute; left: 105px; right: 15px; color: white; line-height: 75px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap; } </style> <b>美帝键盘侠</b>